Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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