dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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