great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
