Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I need a hoe opinion
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