and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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