Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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