Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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