I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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