So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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