Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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