I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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