she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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