If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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