Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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