I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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