"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I skipped work to stalk him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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