it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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