try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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