we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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