I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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