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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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