Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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