i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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