Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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