no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You left your phone here
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