he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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