Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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