would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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