After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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