Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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