sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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