Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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