I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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