He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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