My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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