alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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