I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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