I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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