I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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