is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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