smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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