I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
