If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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