How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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