franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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