somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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