I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
the day after is always just damage control
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Randomize
