I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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