Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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