have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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