Duck Duck Cougar?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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