I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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