Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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