it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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