Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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