But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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