I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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