But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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